for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.
Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.
Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.
If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.
Please do not feed this to you animals.
Do not buy this brand.
Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…
Babe. Yes.(via maxycanflyy)
I want you to be different, I want you to be the one.
They said ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ but I met a poor man who wanted to be rich, but have never met a rich man who wanted to be poor
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
If you die before you say her name, ser, I will hunt you through all seven hells.
I swear I wasn’t high when I made this
GOD DAMN YOU AND YOUR PUNS
I’M SO DONE WITH YOU